Saturday, July 25, 2009

Truth in Advertising

Become a resident and open your business in our subsidized housing complex. Have a live-in? Have pets? Have a criminal history? Need an under or oversized unit? Let's see if you qualify!
Rockland Place dba Spring Gate Apartments
52 Hannah Way, Rockland, MA 02370
781-871-2323 / 781-871-2324 - Toll Free(800) 935-0329 x4443
Still managed by employees of
Cornerstone Corporation, joining forces with:
FHRC Management Corporation **SECTION 8 WELCOME**
Affordable housing family community recently renovated with wasted tax dollars. On site laundry facility and management office. Terms and Specials 12 month lease (as long as you keep our secrets).

Move on in next month to enjoy the following property features and amenities: ..... Pull up our lovely window shades and enjoy the scenic view of ex-cons, repetitive traffic, and the dancing flames of an occasional fire. Come nighttime, enjoy the sounds of our favored drunkards and druggies as you stroll our common areas in darkness. Take a relaxing blood bath. Enjoy the non-compliance! Hear the pitter patter and bang of rocks against your windows. See and feel what happens after reporting our lease violations.... Hear management's favorite quotation, "Move if you don't like it!" Get smoked from your unit! Suffer a flood! Sign misdated and fraudulent documents or spend your life in a courthouse! Have your personal property damaged by our contractors or 24-hour maintenance! Let us interfere with, and interrupt your life next month while you pay a portion of our ever-increasing rent.... Enjoy the view of our insufficient, open-ended notices so we can enter your unit whenever we want to. Lose your rights! Lose your freedoms! Lose your quiet enjoyment; then lose your mind!

Aaaaaahhhhh, home sweet subsidized prison facility!

.... And politicians claim Americans need more of these 'family developments'? No thanks.

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